Joke Of The Day: “Man + Woman =?”

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can’t find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY STATISTICS

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

6 comments:

chris@dotagaki said...

lol good joke :D hey long time no c .. hows uum?

+Penthius+ said...

+Hehe, that's juz fun...^^

Joe said...

chris, y u ask bout uum n not me? u care 4 uum more than me? lol

uum doing juz fine.. haha.. but iam not fine.. ma celcom broadband kena sudah pindah tangan. no money lioa. haha.

chris@dotagaki said...

haha i meant how's uum life for u. takziah to ur broadband... lol.

Joe said...

juz kidding.. well, uum such a nice and great place. cant imagine better.

tat for me la, only lack of night life like penang..

hey, ur blog keep getting better and better each post! i love it.

MetroRimJ~ said...

I love the last one! I LOLed at that =]